Thanks to all the Creeps Out There

I’m so different now. I’m in a pretty cool relationship.

He works a lot. I can still live the single life I had come to cherish—in lieu of the creeps that I’ve known.

Every once in a while I realize this one could be just like the rest, screwing around like crazy, lying up a storm, jerking my chain, yada yada yada, blah blah blah.

The clincher is—I just don’t give a damn.

I don’t search through his stuff to see if he’s really where he says he is because I don’t really care and I know it would eventually come out anyway so why waste my precious time?

I love it like this.

I don't ask him where our relationship is going because I expect it to end yesterday.

That it never does is just a little icing on the cake, a few extra balloons for my own party.

I have a partner for the time-being and maybe for a long time, but I don’t really think about it anymore but for the occasional thought I am writing about here.

I love all the creeps I have dated. They really turned me around.

So, thanks guys!